Snipin’s a good job, mate! It’s challengin’ work, outta doors. I guarantee you’ll not go hungry ’cause at the end of the day, long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
(btw here’s the version that isn’t photoshopped to hell and back)
come to australia where you might accidentally get killed
Sniper you’ve got ketchup on your car seat Seriously man, clean that up or it’ll stain
With men like that, I’ll go down under anytime [HA HA! I make a sex joke] But seriously, I would so do it